Resident Cool Cat lmao

Okay, so this is a thing I thought up while thinking about spider-people and how ever so slightly different their dimensions are. This dimension I'm about to write about has spider!MJ and Flash Thompson being her best friend. Except he's not nicknamed Flash anymore, he just goes by Eugene (his actual name), and there's a Flash replacement! Her real name is Gertrude but shhh. Here's how her introduction would go if this MJ was in spiderverse.

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Let's do this one last time. My name's Mary Jane Watson, and for the last year, I've been the one and only Crimson Spider. You know the rest. I couldn't save my father, so I've been working hard to make sure that doesn't happen again. My best friend, Eugene, is trying to set me up with my crush, even though I don't want him to. I keep saving the city, and even though I got hit by a drone once, I always get back up. And maybe, once crime goes down, I'll be able to relax. But that will be a long while yet.

Adding on to this! Peter Parker is a trans lass in this names Paige! (That's MJ's crush). Also it's the Flash (I ain't calling him Eugene rn okay) from the MCU because honestly I like his look the most out of the Flashes. And Michelle Jones and the MCU Ned (I don't think he's in the other Spider-Man movies but I know he's in the comics) are in it too. I might change Ned's personality so he's less like Ganke though. Together, these five form the meme squad! Michelle looks exactly the same except the ends of her hair are dyed pink. I felt that was important. I have turned MJ, Paige, and Michelle into a polyamorus relationship because hell yeah. Also I'm changing it from Crimson Spider to Crimson Web because that's cool as fuck man

The universe number is going to be 133217 because Eevee followed by my two favourite numbers

She has an ask blog! It's @mj-watson133217 please ask questions!

Also Gwen is alive and gave MJ the denim vest she wears as Crimson Web!

wake up babe new swap au just dropped

please ask me about it I have so many ides!

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A spread based on rps with @gctchell

Having no idea about Alastor’s deal and that Roo has masqueraded as Lilith this whole time, Lucifer and Lilith are baffled by Alastor’s terror of Lilith. Thinking he’s scared of her because she’s too sexy they keep trying to find ways to cover up Lilith’s sexiness (in turn scaring him more 😔)

Lilith appears as various little animals to try and gain Alastor’s trust and apparently the animals with make up totally on fleek hasn’t tipped him off yet

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I hate how low quality GIFs are :( so I added the video as well!

I’ve been chipping away at this for about a week or two (kept getting distracted by other things lol) so I’m glad it’s finally done!!

You guys will not fucking believe this

If you love someone's art

Someone's writing

whatever they do

if you love it and you're always checking for their new pic, their new comic, their new chapter

If you don't even need to bookmark their site, blog, page whatever because you know how to get there on instinct

and you have some dollars free

Look for their Ko-fi/Patreon.

Support. Creative. People.

They are out here MAKING THINGS for you to enjoy. They are entertaining you, touching your spirit, bringing you grief and joy and everything in between. Most of them aren't asking for much and most of them will keep doing it even without your dollar.

But if you can afford to support your favs DO IT. Not only will you have their unending gratitude, you will be helping to ensure they keep making the things. ♥

@octahyde replied to your post “or i gotta start being crazy n holding shit...”:

How much do I have to pay to watch Amber go through every single saw trap and survive by a wacky loophole every time, and in all the multiplayer traps Liam keeps getting revived and dying horribly again

​i'd do this for free

(i wrote our boy being overdramatic @mostmagical @xhanisai @graythegreyt)

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"Okay, and if everything developed as it was supposed to..." Adrien muttered to himself, slowly taking off the plastic bag he'd wrapped around his hair, "...It should look..."

Adrien studied his reflection in the mirror. He was right; It did look. BAD.

He went to fish the box the hair dye came in out of the trash, just to check for sure. Indeed, they looked nothing similar: The box showed what looked like a subdued strawberry blonde, and the mirror showed an orange that wouldn't be out of place in a construction zone.

"This is fine," he said to himself, gritting his teeth. "...Nothing washing some of the dye out can't fix."

So, Adrien bent over his bathroom sink and began to scrub at his roots like his life depended on it, because in that moment it felt like it very much did. Buckets and buckets worth of bright, kindergarden-crayon-orange seeped into the sink's drain, until it finally gave way to an only slightly better highlighter-orange shade of runoff dye.

After that good 5 minutes of "fixing it", Adrien looked back to his reflection in the mirror. No change, aside from his mouth falling open in abject horror.

"Oh god, no no no no—"

Looking to his hands brought him no comfort, as they now were stained just as orange, like he was the Lady Macbeth of shoving his hands up a jack-o-lantern's ass. And just as Lady Macbeth experienced, no amount of scrubbing would rid his hands of the "damned spot"—one which covered the entirely of his palms and fingers.

A squeaky voice echoed from behind him—One who'd clearly been watching this spectacle the entire time. "Looks like you missed auburn big ti—"

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Adrien shouted back, letting the sink still run—the dye wasn't even willing to part from its ring around the drain, it seemed. Adrien nearly buried his face in his hands, before he stopped himself from spreading the horrid disease further. "God, my father's going to come back from the dead just to kill me for this. —I can't go out looking like this!"

"Luka Couffaine goes out with dyed hair all the time."

"Luka Couffaine does not look like a fucking papaya, Plagg!" Adrien collapsed over his sink, debating whether or not this mistake was worth taking up teenage alcoholism. "I can hear it already.... I'll be called 'Orange Boy' for the rest of my life..... I just wanted to not be blonde anymore, and look at me," he whined, "I'm a disgrace!"

"At worst you look like a fruit!" Plagg replied. "And everybody already knew that about you."

If Plagg had shoulders to grab, Adrien would have done so, just to violently shake him. Maybe rub off some horrible mango-colored hue on his body too, just to impart upon the kwami some of his misery.

"...God," he lamented. "I have to tell Marinette... Warn her about what I've done to myself."

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The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

This is actually one of the most effective kinds of laws, because it tricks people into complying with the spirit of the law by making them think theyre rebelling against the letter of the law.

'Uhm…Neo, whatcha got there?'

But regular version, because this is how her return to Remnant went, RIGHT?

Tried to design a character who wears her Health-bar and Mana-bar as stockings <3

health bars with little offset delayed bars as health is subtracted are one of the subtler and finer tricks in modern game design.

this is WAAAAY cute

So when you K.O. her, you knock her socks off?

I need this in my life

Hey so I was curious about the artist and went to their blog only to see they stopped posting in 2018, but if you scroll a smidge you see they were creative director of this game:

So I went digging. “They must have a twitter” AND BOY DO THEY LOOK WHAT THEY HAVE COMING OUT MAY 9TH

Crow Country is the name (obviously)

Super Flash Bros, let’s Super Flash Go